Right now they're building a coffin your size

I desperately want to feed bread to a duck

"It's scientifically irrefutable, in a way that global warming isn't"

Do it:

http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/games/throwrocks.html

Regardless of how misogynistic I am, this is something I often contemplate doing.

Credit to Erin and Georgia, despite their attempts to teach me tact.

Being irreplaceable means you can't get promoted

Girl 1: Boys are good for carrying heavy things, reaching high shelves, and opening jars.

Girl 2: Actually I have this metal device that you can use to loosen the pressure on jars to make them easier to open.

Girl 1: Yet another handheld device that can be used to replace men.