2.14.2007

The best thing about the third world is the cheap parking

I love Valentine's Day. It is the best example of how commercialization and development can make so many people miserable.

In tax class yesterday, I wrote a poem for the occasion:

Ducks go quack
Cows go moo
Frogs go ribbit
And Dogs go poo

Taxes go up
Horses make glue
The Earth goes round
And Hallmark screws you

To be fair, Hallmark has managed to do a great job of ensuring that misery gets lots of company, while turning a healthy profit. My inner entrepreneur is jealous.

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