In Winnipeg, there is a pilot project to put minnows in standing water, in hopes that the minnows will eat the mosquito larva, thus reducing the spread of west nile virus.
SKINNER: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER: No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA: But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
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- Calgary Roadtrip - Part II
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- US BP Nats 2007
- Disneyland 2007 - Part II
- Disneyland 2007 - Part I
- Universal Studios - Part II
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- Carbolic 2007
- Post Worlds 2007
- Worlds 2007 Part II
- Worlds 2007 Part I
- Roadtrip 2006 - Part III
- Roadtrip 2006 - Part II
- Roadtrip 2006 Part I,
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- Disneyland 2006
- Carbolic Smoke Ball 2006
- Post Worlds 2006
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- Anthropomorphization
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